I’m in the same boat. I have a medium -big dog and I’ve had him for a third of my life. He is my most precious friend and I absolutely treasure him.

But I’m never getting another dog. Not because he’s going to break my heart when he leaves, but because of how much work and money goes into owning a dog.

Come do it yourself, you coward.

I will! Thank you!

I think something like My Hero Academia and The Office would be pretty funny.

Show me the really mundane side of superheroes. The “Jenna, please file these by tomorrow” but Jenna is 12’ tall. I think Dispatch comes close, but I want a whole ridiculous show. No heroics. Or even an isekai but in an office or normal job. Some mega powerful reincarnated whoever just needs to make some money.

Feels like that’d be funny.

Ride the Lightning by Metallica

My dad liked to occasionally play his records or CDs as loud as he could. He’d say he was trying to break the windows.

I remember being young and being absolutely terrified of the intro to a Rob Zombie album where it’s a young girl talking all creepy. Used to run away and hold over my ears lol.

Hello fellow Washingtonian.

Sincerely, the moths flying out of my wallet

Always at my job.

My manager is a micromanager and I don’t mesh well with a lot of the ways we do things. So I’ll try to start a project to make things better for me and I’ll mention it or ask if I should continue when we meet. Every single time I get told no after some very fake deliberating from my manager.

I really really need to learn to keep my mouth shut and just do the thing that’s going to help me

Thank goodness I’m not the only weirdo that does this.

I was laughed at just recently for this.

https://lemmy.world/c/weird_art

https://programming.dev/c/show_and_tell

https://reddthat.com/c/doohickeycorporation

https://lemmy.today/c/cool_rocks

It’s the
✨Poop hole loophole✨

Yes.

Okay finally managed to grab a table or two - sorry for the delay. But yeah this is what they look like and I just need to consolidate this data and format it better haha

As a lady, I disagree with the picture. My nips are too sensitive and I get woken up from any little movement from the blanket or rubbing anything. With a shirt on, it’s like that sensory overload is muted.

Bruh - I’m tomboy, was raised to out-compete other boys, and am gay as can be.

The only time there’s ever been a fishy smell that’s been noticable above clothing was from someone with an infection, which is usually caused by poor hygiene. Sometimes that smell can linger, especially in a washroom if their bits have been exposed.

The only other thing I can think of is if someone has been menstruating into a pad that’s overdue for a change? Blood and the whole mucus and others that come from a woman can give a pretty horrible scent. But that’s gotta be so rare, and again, usually coincides with poor hygiene practices.

Everyone has a different scent (and taste), but it’s so rare (unless you’re between another’s legs) that you’ll smell it. Those jokes are in poor taste just like small dick jokes are. Men are just as capable of smelling awful down there, too. No one gender is particularly prone to stank more than the other.

So if you have at least okay hygiene practices and you’re not trying to paint the walls with your vagina, you’re fine.