Their parents.

• Shuffleboard probably. Or stamp collecting (on the competitive circuit)
• That would be ovaltine, but really I am just a sucker for post-WWII Americana
• hike!
• I just think of off the wall shit to be said, like “Eat a queer fetus for Jesus” or something
• Thankfully, because I panic in a wading pool
• oh, I’m midwestern, pal! Everything really is okay, buddy. Heck, it’s fantabulous!
• As long as it’s not always wrong being hard
• I heard, “Feeling big guys.” Screw it, I’m in.
• Jack Daniels, specifically, and Nyquil (The ol’ Bohemian Cocktail, eh)
• I… never notice, tbh
• I am. Suffering is real.
• I should act 6? That’s some not-okay RP, buddy.
• I did, when it existed on my head. Now I do micro-perms.
  
  Wait. I don’t get it.