No point to putting the hands up, it’s a shooting star not a hold up star. It’s still going to shoot them.

Wait, that song is disco?!?!

Yeah that actually happens. Saying “sorry I have social anxiety” as you dip out of the interaction surprisingly helps a lot.

Me when people tell me I should use dark mode: How do you read the blurry letters?

Lemmy’s dark mode seems ok as long as the screen’s not too bright, I think the letters are gray and not white which helps.

Don’t run your dishwasher while showering