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I finally figure out jazz.

The musician plays the instrument in such a way that the listener wants to take it away.

Easy.

I didn’t pay extra for the French cheques. Just regular American checks are good enough for me.

Will you take a check?

…yet.

Even more efficient is to just dump the soup in the toilet and FLUSH.

I don’t care for soup. It seems like food but it has too much water.

Soggy food.

I could have saved them a LOT of time and trouble.

If you dream that you are sleeping can you sleep twice as fast?

I like toast but I don’t like MAKING toast.

I would like to buy a loaf of toast. Then I could just warm it up in the microwave.

Gayzpacho… damn, that’s cold

This is the kind of rhetoric that energizes the bouillabaisse.

How dare she blame Gayzpacho, when we all know that Vichyssoise Violence is the real culprit.

Imagine how confused the waiter must have been at the restaurant when she sent her Gayzpacho soup back and demanded to see the manager because it was cold. The manager said “Use your Jewish space laser to heat the soup up.” All part of the luxury gay space communism agenda

Simmer down, everyone. Romaine calm. Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.

BREAKING: Hungary has invaded and occupied Turkey! It has changed its country’s name to “Full”

There was an experiment where someone set up a high class shoe store in a nice location. They took cheap shoes from discount stores and marked them way up and put them on some nice display racks. People bought them.

Expensive = good…to some people.

Follow the money.

Logan Paul owed somebody $635,000. He paid them.

Sometimes I need a blank piece of paper so I hit the START button on my copier without something in the tray.

But what I get is a copy of a blank piece of paper. It looks blank, but it’s just a copy

Art is money laundering for the rich.

It all make sense now, doesn’t it?

The Only Thing Prohibiting Transit in the Straits Right now is the War Trump Started.

FIFY

That sort of hinges on if Trump is smart or stupid. Stupid people are easy to blackmail.

Putin’s blackmail of Trump is working a intended.

They are circling the Christian drain.

Just a few generations left now. I wonder what will replace it.

Is he SPEAKING English?

What is “American”???

Markwayne Mullin, Trump’s new PRICK for Homeland Security secretary.