Kegseth looks like a toddler angrily shitting his pants in this picture.

No kids for me! Snip snip!

You know, this may sound silly, but you just taught me something about myself with just that one word. I have never had the experience of not having privacy. My parents let me close my bedroom door and would not just barge in without knocking. I have never lived with anyone as an adult who would violate my privacy either. I’ve never needed to consider privacy in that way because I have never lacked it. A sort of privilege I had I hadn’t realized until you said that.

Oh yeah, that would be confusing wouldn’t it? My bad. It didn’t even occur to me, or I would have phrased it differently.

I’ve never understood shower wanks. Water is a terrible lubricant.

Shit, the US is turning its back on the US. No one should trust us, not even us.

Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line to speak to one of our skeleton staff, who are insufficient for our call volume and we know that, but it would be expensive to fix so fuck you. Your current place in line is 69.

For the voice chat?