Question. Can I get double hamburger instead?

Fuck off Randy. Plz deliver cheeseburder to me.

lmao https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=jimmy+kimmel+joke+melania. Does that help?

Ok, now I’m back on board. I’ve got a pizza in the oven and some sour diesel at the ready.

Fuck, I’m no better than a writer for Family Guy. 😭

Did I just come up with a joke that was already done on Family Guy?

Sorry I do not speak your language. These two sentences help me explain to you that I do not possess the current knowledge to speak or understand English. Again, I am so sorry, and hope that this does not sully the image you have of me. Please don’t ask me any follow up questions, because I will only be able to respond with a “eh…”, with an uneasy smile. Truly a pleasure.

My family never did the “live on a farm” thing. I thought that was just a TV trope. Don’t lie to kids about that stuff. They will experience death more often as they grow up, and it is on us as parents to help guide them through the grieving process and give them the coping skills they will need to handle loss.

Yes, in a span of now to infinity. It could take 13 weeks, or maybe 13 billion years. Maybe you’ve been clicking the button until entropy has leveled out, the final book of your life being the one written at the death of the universe. But your story hasn’t ended yet. You’re now a branch that needs to be pruned, existing in a space that doesn’t exist in any way we could ever conceive of…clicking the button. You got your hopes up 34 quadrillion years ago, but the final word was “their” instead of “there”. You’ll get their.

Oops, replied to wrong comment 🤦🏻‍♀️

Getting anything my son made by himself, even today, is awesome.

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH

Vim all the way!!