Yes, eBussy is clearly an offensive name for this.

We need to rename it to something that’s still whimsical, and fit for its function. I mean a bus like this is something that will probably take all my fellow techbros to their jobs. So maybe something like the “Brojobber”?

They can do the same they did with the reboot ones: Heavily imply it’s post-instrumentality fuckery that somehow reset the world, and now everything’s the same but a bit different again but somehow some people sorta remember stuff from before.

Me in my mind: Infinite free beer glitch unlocked.

Phew, thanks for reminding me that I need to go stab some people today! And thanks for the coffee; helps me stab better!

Liar. I’ve never seen chicken come from chickens. All the chicken I’ve ever seen has come out of the grocery store.

You seem like you’re lost. And/or a bot.

Have you tried becoming a vampire?

Hey Claude, I want you to follow the advice of this very smart AI alignment guy. Just do like max harms.

Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(

I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.

Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?