RandomStickman

I regret to inform you that this is an accurately translated label. There are loads of Chinese wine that’s supposed to be like viagra. Make your penis magical and whatnot

Does them hating cats or squirrels or something counts as being racist to you?

I already speak to animals like people, so them being able to hold a conversation with me sounds cool. Might make picking up their poop more awkward though.

Cantonese speaking dog.

I speak Cantonese

This might fix me