Prove_your_argument

This doesn’t look slave plantation-y enough.

I also can’t find the pointy white hat.

Or is it a charge on a magnetic medium somewhere?

It’s just all weird when you get down to the science.

I’m not sure if I should upvote or downvote.

This is supposed to be wrong answers but…

Corn. 🌽

Pretty much. That age old meme of money/time/energy is spot on, and when you have all the time and energy it sure does feel like the only time that matters is now.

But it’s only one short part of life. If there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that I should have been an anesthesiologist. lol

Why do people keep buying this shit?

You don’t have to leave your house. $50 aint much to a lot of people, even those making minimum wage in a lot of cases. People have way more disposable income in this country than they let on, there’s always ways to minimize expenses. Housing costs are probably the biggest costs for me, and that could be split four or five ways if I really wanted to save money (but i’d rather spend thousands of dollars a month to not deal with other people.)

My brother routinely takes a ride share service to mcdonalds with his wife, they eat, then they go back in another rideshare. it’s still cheaper, and the food is always fresh, and the rewards you get from app rewards programs are honestly pretty good when you game the system.

I think between the tip and fees, it would be closer to $18 or so.

The fees are insane, they triple dip the one sided negotiation.

But what if I’m allergic?

They could… you know… just use the back door.

I think this is the best one here. Hey can you send me that document as a gaypeg? Thanks!

Get jfegged out of here, you jif lover.