I would guess you call the non emergency number for noise complaints.

Unless it’s like that time I called emergency at like 1 am for noise on the upstairs apartment, but it sounded like a domestic violence situation.

Implying that it didn’t happen.

Meh, not really. In my view it’s more like: you read something, you doubt it, you investigate.

While I agree with you, from the picture it doesn’t look like the breakfast is made. Looks like he got his “bread” or whatever that is, that he was going to use for breakfast, squished.

There was a campaign in Brazil urging people to pee in the shower to save water.

https://youtu.be/xyJlUZWwkdM

I’d have drawn some boobies over the censor as a protest.