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Definitely not, but I think that’s part of the joke, as in that there’s nothing different about the pills themselves I guess?
I can tell you one thing though: ain’t nobody sleeping after taking an entire pill of 160mg of MDMA.
That’s just the Dow for now, it will give us a lot more ow
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Europe@feddit.org•Putin 'asks oligarchs to donate to budget' as cost of Ukraine war soarsEnglish
1·10 days agoRussia is in desperate need of an oligarchiectomy
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Gimme that phonecharger-in-a-travel-bag twist
7·11 days agoI think he was joking :)
But if you want to know it’s because of an anatomical variant / birth defect where the testis is not fixed to the adjacent membrane called the tunica vaginalis.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•My friend is 31 and is constantly breaking out in acne. She also gets very irritated/argumentative before her period. Is this normal for her age?
14·11 days agoYes acne can still occur at the age of 31. It can also be a symptom of PCOS (as well as the irritability, but some women simply have more severe PMS than others). If she was on certain birth control meds it could have suppressed the acne before and when she stopped taking them caused her to break out.
Of note: a blood test that was done 7 years ago doesn’t say much about today. It is just a reflection of what her hormone levels were at the time.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Gimme that phonecharger-in-a-travel-bag twist
9·11 days agoOrchiectomy* or orchidectomy
Or in other words blueballectomy
Not the parts of the cow you usually find in ground beef
Wait you’re a MAGA influencer or tech billionaire?
Nah then they won’t be carried away by a moonlight shadow
I will tell you why, it’s because the people who fuck around are not the same who find out. The tech billionaires and MAGA influencers who helped spread it will not find out. They are above law and above consequences and they don’t even believe that phrase anyway.
Only in the pea-sized brain of the low-life MAGA does that rule count. Ironically enough they are the exception who actually follow their own phrase – or not, because they’re probably too ignorant to connect the dots and actually find out.
These idiots will never link this to (hyper)capitalism and megacorps and let alone think of alternatives remotely different from the current status quo.
Gas prices may affect the midterm votes though and they may vote against the extremist right wing candidates and for the liberal right wing candidates, which I guess is a small win.
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Europe@feddit.org•Dear Europe: Germany has shown the way forwardEnglish
3·14 days agoI did nazi that one coming
Gina tried to beat us… they couldn’t do it! It’s gonna be a beautiful bomb, a beautiful explosion. Is it explode or implode? It will be tremendous though!
It’s gonna be THE biggest bomb the world has ever seen, a tremendous explosion, you just… it’s the best… Europe doesn’t have this bomb, Iran doesn’t have it… it’s nuclear… people said it couldn’t be done but this administration did it… the cowardly democrats didn’t want it… it’s the best
The ackchual actual customers are the hedgefunds and other major investors.
I just love chicken tacos, don’t you?
Question unrelated to post.
“Help themselves”? Nah they need a couch to get off


Is this another torsio testis joke?