The McAllister’s are rich as hell. All their friends are too. The whole neighborhood went on vacation except that one old guy.

Not even as a kid did I ever understand cutting sandwiches. And crusts were always fine by me.

Easy, aim for the legs.

I don’t remember how long ago I first saw this one, but I am deeply grateful it’s still making the rounds every time I see it.

PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?!