OfCourseNot

When I pour my dog’s food I tell her ‘yes! This is super rich and tasty food for very small, and very good, and very beautiful doggies! D’ya see? It says it right here (it doesn’t, actually, it only says it’s for small dogs but she can’t read), see? There’s even a picture! But this doggy isn’t as good, or as beautiful, or as small as my wee girl is, is it?’ And then I have to pet her, kiss her on the fore head, and point to her plate and say ‘come on! Do eat it!’ Or she just would keep staring at me like waiting.

Yup, but you forgot the part when the tip of the right femur went out through their butthole…

As the other commenter said you can wait outside. Also, if you let the water run in the bathroom sink until it’s hot it’ll be just a couple seconds for it to get to the shower.