Danny DeVito would make a good yoda.

Or at least pull over to drink like a civilized human being.

Somewhere at the bottom of their water bottle full of gin. They’ll find them down there eventually.

Have you considered inventing a time machine, going back in time, becoming a general contractor, and then building your house but smaller? Smh, people won’t go the slightest bit out of their way to make things better these days.