Get a load of this guy, not mutating like the rest of us

How do you eat and poop?

You can be whatever age you want online.

Personally I don’t think there’s much difference between a blow and jerk and a blow and grope.

TIL a double espresso is deadly

Eh, everyone does it, why not throw the known slavers some cash?

Absolutely fucks your shit up, by the looks of it.

The real question is: how did the receptionist file the ticket?