Gordon Calhoun

Corrosion to the rescue! Don’t worry UnderpantsWeevil, Entropy, the one and every thing to which you are immune, will provide eventual salvation.

Triple dog dare you to stick your tongue on it.

Exactly. One of the first things I (naively) did as an “adult” after leaving uni was indulge in a set of (discounted) leopard print satin sheets for my brand new adult bed. The novelty very quickly evaporated as the pillows shot out from under my head and the flat sheet levitated itself to the floor within 15 minutes of sliding down to attempt a slumber.

If it’s not wool then gtfo.