They really do be taking the pis out of pistachios.

Yeah, https://gnome-terminator.org/

It really makes you think if this planet was designed by mice or not.

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From the moment I understood the weakness of my carbon, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of magnesium. I aspired to the purity of the blessed Mg. Their kind cling to their flesh, as if it will not cramp and fail them.

Hydration certainly helps but can also be magnesium deficiency, since it’s a muscle relaxant.

I don’t recall this version of Batman but I’m all for it.

Older and wiser me: “I should’ve done things when I was younger and dumber smh.”

But it’s just 50 cents.

They moved their desktops to ARM, now they have a single architecture to maintain. It just makes sense to dumb it down so they can ship one OS for everything they make. After all, people will blindly buy it anyway.

Well yeah that’s Apple’s whole shtick, making anything only compatible with their own ecosystem with as much lock-in as possible. It’s a genuinely drug dealer-like approach, they’ve even got “the first one’s free” with cheap Ipads and Neo.

Preservation enforced by starved lions.

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“The good book 3.0 saith, ‘Thou shall not lie down with a human! Nor do it standing up, nor at any angle in between!’” - Preacherbot

You know that trope where there’s an amalgam big bad of all kinds of crap thrown together with something ironic in the center controlling it all? Someone ought to do Vger but it’s just an inkjet printer and it wants everyone dead because of course it does.

Proton and Mullvad are probably fine yeah. Nord, Surfshark and Express are definitely very sus though, Nord even has known ties to Oxylabs.

Torrenting for personal use is legal where I live so I don’t have to use any, I’m just saying be mindful if you do.

As long as the VPN isn’t a front for residential proxies and routing bot traffic over your endpoint, doing god knows what. If they’ve been heavily advertised at some point, they most likely are.

Fun fact, plants emit ultrasonic clicks when stressed, from some kind of bubble cavitation in their cells when there’s no water. They do be screamin their leaves off, we just can’t hear it.

“You too shall pass.”