Maxxie

Culturally accurate Finland: took the vodka and slammed the door

Anatomically correct Linux admin

Great slopp!

“It is too late, for I have already straw-manned your argument in a meme”

What are laws when they’re written by rich genocidal assholes

“What’s with low grade steel, toxic glue and leaving it to rot in warehouse for a decade? Nah bro that’s a part of the process. Obviously bro. Слава советским инженерам, бро.”

Oh you can hammer a screw. You’d have to pound extra hard though 😏

I can’t do full moon, is there an option for lycanthropycally-challenged?

Hello I accidentally sacrificed Hamster Pro Max to my regular Pro router. There weren’t any warnings or errors it just took its soul, and now when I turn it on the light flashes red 3 times and for a few seconds I can see the eighth circle of hell where Diviners are forced to walk backwards blinded by their own tears.

What I want to ask is, can I extend the timer to at least a minute? This super cute witch winked at me, but when I try to ask her out all I hear are screams of the damned and then the connection goes down please help me.

me, a chrome-dome:

Does this imply freebsd will make you want to kys

How come Eurykittus but not Dionyasus 😿

are those numbers also sourced from ai

Give cyclists lanes, so they wouldn’t have to stand in a half metre gap between an 18-wheeler and a traffic barrier covered in mix of 19th century soot and souls of the damned. Then they’ll follow the rules, case in point: entire Denmark.