There is no med in USA, so that’s untrue. And surely more than zero Jesses in US.

Dubious proof.

I never saw a pocket watch so small to fit in that micropocket.

Who is Levantine? Who are those people in the photo?

Because we use the term “shit”, we never say “funk”. “Turn down that shit”

Drug dealer: I have some magic sand, bro. Wanna try? Will sleep like a baby sealion.

20 years is “quick” enough. 5 is “immediately”.

How many monkeys are there in total?

I think this needs some context. What’s going on?

All X of them?

Sauron: 640 kilohobbytes would be enough for everything.

Stop using your passwords in prayers then.

Caramelonions! Even the name is cool. It should be delicious!

And then… shit precipitation. Correct?

Mature man should understand that it can’t be fun and toys all the time. Man has responsibilities.

Hmm. Yes, learning foreign language as adult is difficult while using the language you constantly use from the beginning is easy.

Sayens!

Deodorant per couple of day keeps the doctor away.

Mom: your homework folder is there, on the shelf!

Mom: sudo rm -f /

Energy supplies: 8367 joules.