Ioughttamow

Cloaca is my bet

It’s supposed to be for self loathing rich white men smh

She was navigating Me: left, right? Her: right Me: veers Her: wrong way!

I do the same thing now as a joke but she rolls her eyes

Ha, I did this while my wife was navigating one time

Gaben does not ask for your password, he is ENTITLED to it. Your password is his by divine right, your game library is held in vassalage to him, your liege lord

I know enough. These jaundiced dwarves are no feathers mcgraw

Porky nolos dos

Do the minions even have names? How can they kill 2 named characters?

Grommit will return and cleanse the land in the name of Wensleydale Cheese

Oh it wasn’t quite that bad, just nausea and a killer hangover Edit: well not just nausea, profuse vomiting, which is probs why it wasn’t worse!

I went to a party where they made jungle juice, and my girlfriend asked me to take it slow. I exclaimed “tastes like juice to me!” Bet you can guess how that went

I have a strong stomach yet this made it tremble

Ethical catch and release

Watch your doors and corners kid

So much for trusting in her plan, eh?

We tried breast with our first, and it was very hard. With our second we didn’t try at all, formula all the way. It was a lot easier, especially emotionally

No, that’s Peter Thiel of many colors

Brackish cheezits?

Smart, that’ll keep you worm at night

Dystopian netrunner Zelda game incoming

New Primary Objective: Kill All Civilians Side Objectives: Crush with Bulldozer Burn with White Phosphorous Phone Bombs! Assassinate allied envoy under false colors Attack allied warship Shoot down civilian airliner Directly fund purported enemy Ambush aid convoy Kill aid workers Kill journalists Headshot a child Remove hostages, dead or alive Concentration camps!