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$ alias cat='meow'
$ meow
bash: meow: command not found
$ cat
bash: meow: command not found
$ rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
$ meow
bash: meow: command not found

I’ve tried everything but nothing seems to work :(

bash: meow?: command not found

Childhood cancer is probably a close second

There’s more than that, the real answer is “as many as Michael needs”

You are immune to propaganda

What’s ligma?

Self destructive behaviours aren’t the same without that human touch, ai can never take that away from us

You have to dilute the burger in water, then take a drop off that water and dilute it again, do that 50 times and then drink the resulting water

And as by a miracle, you will feel hydrated

Agreed

I use arch btw

Whenever i see that kind of piercing my mind jumps straight to

you still have to disable secureboot though probably

i’ll be taking your smartest genius for a spouse

All of US’ smartest geniouses have long since migrated to better countries i’m afraid

Viagra and long enough, let’s bone

wdtm, it’s peak boomer humor

Dommunity

No salt, except for however much is in the stock

1kg raw potatoes, minced through a meat grinder
300g coarse flour
Mix into a homogeneous fough, then shape into balls and drop in near-boiling stock
Optionally put pieces of fatty meats inside of the balls while shaping them, or have it on the side
Leave it near-boiling (not boiling, as bubbles can knock them around and make them fall apart) for about an hour,
serve straight out of the pot, with butter and sugar

Diary farming was one of the first jobs that were lost to AI :(

The apple doesn’t accelerate towards the ground, the ground accelerates towards the apple

> […] 3000 years of the world’s works of fine art
> not a single piece of furry art
No wonder the slop generator only produces slop when the training data is trash