How else am I gonna find out if she got her plumbing fixed, lol?

“And that’s why you should always pay your taxes on time. Any questions?”

I need some to balance everything out.

I use the mynoise app for Android. Free version has enough useful sounds for sleep, focus and the like. It even has the ‘color’ sounds like pink noise and white noise.

Made me audibly chuckle.

Yeah there had to be a time afterwards where monkeys were first discovered and named.

Oh no I am so sorry.

You can with a fork as well but a lot less of it will be on the prongs.

I like the fact that there is no law in the US that obligated you to talk to debt collectors let alone pay them.

Yea maybe we should feed the rich lol.

“Should we take away his tie. He’s been locked in here for months. He might hurt someone with it.”

"No, let him have it. I wanna see him choke on a cookie "

I kinda wanna know what mammoth cheese tastes like.

I stole this. I love it.

Definitely not kosher

Was about to say something along the lines of this.

I don’t think this is AI.

They could be one of two types of ghosts by now.

Eclair pie

I have a bum foot lol.

Neat. A community for everything. I will check it out.