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  • Behold, Schrödinger’s shit sandwich. Now, a shit sandwich is when you take something shitty, and bracket it with two nice things. If you’ve heard of this before, you’ve probably talked to management, or more clearly, heard someone vent about talking to management. If you haven’t, well, good on you for avoiding the notice of management.

    Now, what could a Schrödinger’s shit sandwich be? Well, it would have to be something that somehow both follows and rebels against that definition above. So let’s take the quote.

    Ted Cruz is a piece of shit.

    Ted Cruz defends free speech from government overreach.

    Ted Cruz is a piece of shit.

    So this could be represented as:

    We’re making fun of Ted Cruz.

    We’re agreeing with Ted Cruz!

    We’re making fun of Ted Cruz some more.

    Yep, that looks like a classic shit sandwich, alright. But! Could it not also be:

    You’re thinking of Ted Cruz.

    Someone is defending free speech from government overreach.

    Ugh! And now there’s more Ted Cruz.

    Well, fuck me if that isn’t a reverse shit sandwich! So which is it. A shit sandwich? A reverse shit sandwich? Both at the same time‽ Schrödinger’s Shit Sandwich!

    But you can only be sure which one it is by taking that bite.








  • Ive always thought of it as more of a shot against the man than the woman. In your example, the man slept with someone he normally wouldn’t, for whatever reason, and only recognized that fact once his desire for sex was satisfied. The woman didn’t change in the entire situation.

    Likewise, I’d say my choices in this area were poor, but had nothing to do with looks.







  • Well, the scientists are talking about 95%, which is 400 million people, and if people started dying out due to climate, you would see regions where people have a better time living. These would most likely be in the temperate bands, which are a narrow strip across South America and Africa, and a larger strip across North America and Eurasia. Those northern bands are thousands of kilometers long, and people have traveled those distances on foot before. Moreover, those 5000 people don’t have to be in one place, they need to join up in a few generations at worst. Also, climate collapse isn’t instant, as we are experiencing it right now, so those 5000 can start congregating before the collapse is complete. For reference, 0.1% of 8 billion is 1.6 million people. 5000 people is a third of a percent of that.

    Killing every human is pretty hard.