GreenCrunch

iPhone 6 perhaps?

I’m thinking it’s the cylinder

It shouldn’t; the USB wall plug will provide 5 V which powers the dongle, but it’ll just be idle since there’s no computer communicating with it over USB.

Well, Actually:

Yes, the result of the Mend Buttcrack spell would be an acquired anorectal malformation, for which there are several surgical repairs. I don’t think those account for loose angry wizards though, so long-term effects may be uncertain.

“yeah I’m just figuring out the vortex formation in the sinus of Valsalva”

yeah yeah, get back to painting, ninja turtle

The chicken soup standard, on the other hand, is available under the GNU General Poultry License, version 3.

Those thin metal bumps in the road, great place to park.

False, monorails are a form of public transit which is inherently COMMUNIST and must be eliminated (except for spectacle, we have them in Las Vegas and Disney)

ACME Professional Gas Leak Detector

“Wh- Where am [KERNEL PANIC] Wh- Where am II?”

thanks George Lucas

I still struggle to understand if these people (Thiel et al.) genuinely believe the “DOOM IS COMING, WE MUST DESTROY THE WORLD TO MAKE GOD HAPPY” stuff, or if they’re just trying to market their grifting to the religious people…

what about AΓR.U. though… Or 4R.U. (who has one tooth that is way more prominent than the others)

Baconed Homonculus, classic British cuisine.

Has anyone tried cooking it again? Projections show an incredible increase in flavor!

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Update: my house burned down

I mean, big box stores have high rooves with no sound insulation and are blasting music and ads*, the shelves are covered in brightly colored packaging trying to compete for your attention (plus more ads), they usually have terrible bright commercial lighting, there’s a lot of people with large carts (and poor awareness of their surroundings) trying to get through the same spaces, and you have to find all the things you need with that going on around you.

I don’t believe I’ve been in a Costco (or can’t remember it), but the giant Walmart / Target / Kroger stores are already bad enough.

*Don’t get me started on the fridges, which at one store I’ve been to were loud enough that I couldn’t hear someone next to me.

In that case the user has made a choice is the good thing. They’ve seen what options are there and decided Windows fits their needs best. That’s better in my mind than a world where everyone accepts the OS that comes preinstalled on their machine as permanent and doesn’t consider alternatives.

I am saving my modem return receipt for this reason. I can see it coming: “you didn’t return it, $500000 charge!”

Come on! Wouldn’t you like 400 Mbps? You only have 1 Gbps, 400 is a way bigger number! Upload speed? Don’t ask about silly things like that, no one uploads files!

Oh, you wanted to use the web on a busy day? No you didn’t, we’re way oversold!

The worst part is, Spectrum call agents will just try to sell you on more stuff. When I signed up (no choice for internet where I was), they offered an introductory rate on their website for internet only, but forced you to call them to sign up. Of course, in calling, they insisted I get a package with internet + cable + streaming, and it took a while to negotiate just internet. I mentioned the offer, and made sure they promised I’d get the promotional rate.

Lo and behold, my first month bill happens and no promo rate to be seen. It took another phone call to fix that.

I just recently canceled - they demand your new address (for mail forwarding??), they want to know your internet/cable/phone there, etc. so they can try and convince you to transfer. And, if I know someone else moving in I can transfer to them so they get a promotional rate (I guarantee their new-customer first year rate would be cheaper).

The only part where they didn’t try upsell me was in returning their modem, which was pretty seamless (unless they try charge me for not returning it, I feel like they’d do that).

Oh, and of course I still get “hand-picked” “exclusive” offers “just for me” every day in my email.