Brave Little Hitachi Wand

Now you know how the average investor thinks and/or behaves

That was before. The cishet monogs showed up and made everything a bummer.

You too huh? Yeah me and the Mrs are very self contained, but kiddo needs social interaction like Johnny #5 needs books. It’s maddening.

Ah damn it’s one of those single-use knives.

It’s reddit methadone. I’m doing much better

Surrealism is always antifascist. Cruelty and absurdity are two sides of the same coin, or perhaps the same side of two coins.

If you’re not maniacally ripping every minute of theoretical fun out of your vacation with an insane timetable that begins at 0500, you’re probably rich enough that your dietician has you fasting intermittently.

Mom come pick me up, the memes here are unironically about being superior