The Imogen heap song?

I guess that makes me a pussy. I just can’t let you push me passed your epiglottis unless we have some kinda history.

Hand me the camquarter and a chocolate eclair I can slip into your mouth. Camcorder*

I don’t think I could. To me that’s like the height of physical intimacy.

When I was single my rule was: we can smash if its just a fling but, I gotta know you if you’re gonna be acquainting me with your voice box.

Idk, espresso is so much work if you do it manually. Gotta get the coffee to a certain temperature with a fancy kettle, then press it and hope it’s at that magical number.

Justputthecoffeeinthebag.

If I see you in the wild I’m reminding you of this gLore-ius comment.

Idk if his girls ass looks like that shape.

Did she eat a bowl of dry fruity pebbles beforehand?

Let’s find out! 🪨

Limit testing the highest pressure situations on the highest earning individuals.

Just do the whole knesset. Only red green and black pieces to make reconstruction more poetic.

Psyop

Idk, I think he’d pick it up because it’s liquid wealth. The majority of his wealth is tied to the speculative market. I’m uncertain how much he could even make cashing his winnings out of the Stockmarket. Assuming he withdrew all assets and liquidated them. I’m sure it would be a ridiculous amount still.

They can’t control the fact that happy hour starts at 4:30. They can’t even control the fact that they have a drinking problem.

Maybe later, for now I have petty culturally unpopular positions that I will maintain. They are few but they are mine.

Until T2000 comes melting and oozing outta the side of your flat screen. Then we’ll all be muted toast.

Atleast the toast is on mute.

This exchange reminds me of the last boondocks episode.

Eh, I use it for very stupid people. Obviously devoid of ableist intent.

I feel as though the context matters with this. For the genuinely evil and criminally unintelligent I would use the clinical “Mentally retarded”.

“Retard” and music (low volume) on buses are the controversial hills I’m willing to die on.