FistingEnthusiast

So…

You loved it…?

Well, yeah

Safety first!

It is

I was joking (I’m not a heroin user), but it’s a side effect all right

Oh, I have some fisting stuff too

Heroin too

So I’ve heard…

I’m a Makita man (NSFW)

I could re-jig it for colon cleaning

I could modify my set-up I guess (NSFW)

And yes, it’s me, and it’s real

You’re a bigoted, ignorant piece of shit

May you be “Kirked”

Don’t breed

They’re what we call a “cooker” here in Australia

He’s not worth the oxygen

I’m going to put this simply, because you’re stupid

You’re a piece of shit and I really hope you don’t breed

You’re going to die alone and lonely, and you deserve to

If you are reducing them to potential “conquests”, then as annoying as them watching their videos is, they deserve a better friend than you

That’s not the behaviour of a man. It’s the behaviour of a creep

Why would you be friends with anyone who would do that?

It was, but we’ve outgrown it

The mark of civilisation is to be better than our base nature

Religion has had its day. Now it’s all about power and money (it pretty much always was, but I’m trying to be generous)

Yeah,

It’s almost all though it’s all bullshit or something… 🤔

I like how dickheads pick and choose which parts of the old testament to follow and which bits of the new to ignore as suits their bigotry and hate

You’re a dickhead

GSM, it was a very sensitive wee thing though

I’m an electrician and I used to keep a voltage tester in a pocket beside my phone

That fucker would light up and buzz like crazy, and I could always tell if I was about to get a call or a text based on the buzz