

The sooner you realise life is too short for this shit. The better off you’ll be. Don’t wait til you’re 40 to start realising that.


The sooner you realise life is too short for this shit. The better off you’ll be. Don’t wait til you’re 40 to start realising that.


If you don’t know how to handle money, getting a couple of million isn’t going to help. You will fuck it up.


Tempering is when you fry up the spices a little first, then pour into the dhal. A hidden secret is to pour a few laddle fulls of dhal onto that hot fry pan and pour back into the pot to increase flavour.


As a person with a Sri Lankan heritage, I regularly use red lentils to make a delicious dhal to accompany my equally delicious beef curries.


I can only guess anger, depression and extreme irritability. Especially in such a sexually charged culture.


Go into your router and shape the allocated bandwidth to their PC lol… And don’t say anything.


I think what’s more amazing is that we couldn’t come up with a more creative name for flies.


Hold on, you all don’t smell like shit too?
Rape is a form of sexual abuse.
What I hate is when people say Trump fucks children.
Consenting adults fuck. An adult raping a child is not fucking.


Add 2-3 extra zeroes to that mate for extra blessing from the lord


What does 700 represent?


When required.


I only wash them when I shit myself.
Yeah, fuck em