“Don’t make assumptions about her, that’s wrong. Anyway, here’s an assumption about you.”

That’s what you sound like.

There’s no reason the two need to be the same. We don’t talk in heximal either

There’s no way to predict how a date will be used. No reason not to be flexible. No reason to break convention.

A fuccgirl who brags about her conquests on Lemmy like it’s her Live Journal

Good, that rules out a bunch of serious stuff a lot of people don’t think about.

Others have already given better advice, I’m just trying to brainstorm some of the less-likely possibilities.

Airplanes and firearms are the most common, but not the only form of lead exposure. Lead and heavy metal toxicity can take months of non-exposure to correct and wouldn’t show up on a normal blood test. It might be worth getting a blood test specifically for lead and other heavy metals like cadmium, palladium, and cobalt, especially if anyone you know works at a muffler shop or something.

The only other thing I can think of is maybe Radon, especially if you have a basement or other area in your house where air doesn’t circulate well. That wouldn’t necessarily show up on a blood test either. Radon test kits are cheap, but I think some of them require lab processing so look at for that if you decide to buy one.

Either way, I’m older than 32 and don’t have the same problems you describe. It’s definitely not “just getting older”.

Unfortunately, male doctors often don’t take women’s health issues seriously. I’m not sure how much you like and trust your current doctor, but a second opinion from another (possibly female) doctor may be a good idea.

Your test results, plus fatigue, without an accompanying protein, vitamin, or nutrient deficiency, seems to indicate an infection of some kind, possibly in the liver or kidneys. Some environmental factor is also possible.

Your combination of test results and symptoms seems a cause for concern. I would consider asking your Dr. about it, possibly getting a second opinion.

Are you absolutely certain no one is drugging you? Do you consume something every day that ANYONE else prepares for you? Try going a week living like Madeye Moody, only eat and drink things you make yourself, from groceries YOU buy, from a store you don’t normally visit.

Do you have a gas water heater, oven, or furnace? Do you have a carbon monoxide detector? Is it mounted low on the wall? Have you tested it recently?

Do airplanes fly over you often? Do you or anyone you know use firearms often? If yes to either, when is the last time you had a blood lead level test?

It could be a vitamin or nutrient deficiency. A routine blood test at the Dr. can rule this out.

The head developer(s) of Lemmy are hardcore Marxist/Maoist/Leninist. The “ml” in Lemmy.ml means “Marxist/Leninist”. They openly ask for donations so they can quit their jobs, develop Lemmy full-time, and use Lemmy to spread their beliefs.

PieFed was created specifically so people could contribute to the Fediverse without contributing to the advancement of Marxist/Leninist ideologies.

Kids don’t say “kickback”. They call it “the function”

Yeah, you’re getting it! With that attitude, you’ll have friends in no time!

Take jokes seriously. Put words in people’s mouths. Make wild accusations. Make sweeping generalizations. Be obtuse. Grossly oversimplify. Refuse to empathize. And, most importantly, don’t consider new ideas and never change your mind.

Nothing. “Politically correct” is the old version of “woke”. They’re literally the same thing; a boogeyman, a label conservatives slap on things to indicate their tribe doesn’t like it.

Gotta work on that mindset. Just get a job at the bank and cash them yourself

Speaking of which, I was listening to this band called Lost Prophets the other day. I think their music is really good! Have you guys ever heard of them?

Photoshop

Don’t you mean “corn on the dog”?

Talk show host and vodka enthusiast

Neckussy

Imma thank god for sending me the blessing I’ve been praying for and pick that shit up

I don’t get this sub. Someone made this exact same shitpost but with Jordan Peterson. That post is sitting at around 20 downvotes because people don’t like Jordan Peterson. This post is at about 40 upvotes because people like Trevor Moore. They’re both excellent shitposts, and are basically the same post, but because one person is subjectively more liked, that post is voted higher.

Anyway, he’s a comedian who died because he got too drunk and fell off his balcony so it’s illegal to say anything bad about him.