Man, when I was a teenager, I hit the ceiling of my room multiple times.

I’ll be your friend.

Hershey highway

Hello. Hello. Hello. How low?

Right now? Neither.

What am I supposed to do with this confused boner?

Oh come on, you can do better than that.

That’s fantastic. It would be even better if I had ever actually tried crack. Alas, my username has nothing to do with drugs.

He’s dead now. But it’s ok. He had a beautiful life of warmth and family.

My bestest boy with my daughter.

I can tell how much you loved your dog. Thank you.

Give them a break. They’re not Jesus.

I once had three partners and all three were both. It was exhausting. Now I’m back down to two and this is a good level.

TIL Tim Curry is a Muppet.

Yep! Thank you for the correction. I’ve been making that mistake for years. Maybe this time it’ll stick.

Maybe they were all naturalists and think men and women being shirtless should be equal.

Edit: Naturist not naturalist. My bad.

Can I sign up for this study? I wear nothing but shoes all the time so I could totally throw a monkey in your wrench.

It was the one armed man!

Yeah there is no way. That woman is gorgeous. I wonder what she looks like without makeup.