Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says…

Well, I feel safe in knowing that my life and property is in secure and competent hands 🫤

Oh for real? Is there a shortcut like r!

It’s the US. Anyone surprised?

What a babbling idiot. Does he think that she was one of the Kamikaze pilots?

Sabatini, a conservative Lake County commissioner [and a douche who is representing these assholes], also claimed the chapter was really shut down because it hosted Florida Republican gubernatorial candidate James Fishback on March 11.

Fishback has repeatedly called his GOP rival, Representative Byron Daniels, a “slave.” Daniels is Black. Sabatini said that event was used to deactivate the group and replace it with more “vanilla” conservatives.

Apparently, vanilla conservative just means conservatives that are not openly racist

Oh man, I remember being unemployed for 3 months about a decade ago. I was going to the gym, sleeping a lot, and just generally never felt healthier. But I also was not paying rent and collected decent EI.

I got a warning for pointing out how fucked up it is to obliterate a a school full of kids, but somehow destroying oil-producing infrastructure is considered indecent, according to Trump. So, I just deleted my account for good.

Do you get dental?

Yeah, no shit.