“I’ve literally been here the whole time.”

Temporarily. To hold and gaze at while doing so! I had not thought of that.

I carry stuff in my pockets already. I could fit an additional key on a ring, maybe with a small tricket too. Otherwise, I’d have to leave behind my needed pocket items to fit that. And it doesn’t look comfortable either. You need a “valet mode” for that thing (easy detach car key only)!

I like this except for there being no reason for her to do this. She’s literally taking the keys out of her purse, where they fit, and handing them to a person not carrying anything to fit these keys. So that part I don’t get.

Never breaks stride

Save the spoon for your significant other.

Didn’t he just steal the money and gold of Ukrainians traveling through Hungary the other day?