I used to have women that acted like there foot size being larger was like them being obese or something, and literally cram their poor feet voluntarily into footwear two sizes smaller than they needed.

Best part of packing an apple bowl to carry with you was the ability to eat the evidence!

I thought Mormon tea contains plant based Ephedra? LSA is morning glory or Hawaiian baby wood rose seeds, iirc, no?

Cute Kitty collection you’ve got going on there, sorry for your loss about the roller lol

And for goodness sake, you could have at least marked your comment NSFW ;p My poor virgin eyes have never seen such beautifully pedicured toes! How will I ever go back? My expectations are now set far too high! I’m ruined!

Psst, what you doing after this comment? Want to meet up and play toe war? :p

There for a while. I was absolutely living on them at work and at home and getting in arguments about how long they could stay unrefrigerated after I’d pulled them out of my pocket after a day and still eat them, or eat one from my backpack that had been there for a couple days. I think just about 2 days ago I ate a whole package in like a couple hours. My cholesterol and sodium levels are probably fucked, but I’ll be damned if cheese sticks are not absolutely amazing. The sargentos full fat regular cheese sticks are the primo for me, but I’ll settle with the shitty dollar store ones if I have to. And no, I never string them :p but now I really freaking want some breaded ones and some marinara (or the comment in this thread about a restaurant that served the fried ones with applesauce sounds intriguing). But yeah, long-winded story short, I’d hang out with your friends lol sound like some good peoples :p

If you ask my orange cat Ginger, she would probably tell you ‘To shreds, you say?’ I think I’m up to three rolls now that I need to give some first aid to lol

This reminds me of that scene from the OG Clerks lol

I feel this lol. Reminds me of my time as a ladies shoe sales person.

Does currently sitting down to pee get any points here?