Go back in time grab a me a new laserjet 2 and worry free for 5-10 years. Easy Peasy.

I would have to be gobbling up something to pay those prices …

I would’ve preferred a ghost. I don’t think they like to or cannot chew wires. Actually, the poltergeist is in the kitchen. There’s always things falling over in there.

I thought so too then my wife saw it and I saw it 2 days later. Have not seen it since. About 1.5 weeks ago.

I just did that with a mouse that came into our apartment.

Due to my health I do not sleep well. During the day I would bang on the register (were it moved in) every hour so to keep it it from a good nights sleep and at night too. I played rat and other predator sounds. When I ate I would make yummy sounds and go mmmm. That was a week or 2 ago. Unless it died or moved on as I no longer hear it. Most likely it just moved to another room but nothing for a few days now.

Makes me want to take a lot more showers.

aaaaand the ER’s filling up.