was expecting a picture of Blondie.

mario was more expensive than baseball grape, so i smelled like baseball grape.

im so glad i started wearing glasses in high school. i had no idea my vision was bad, but i saw this in the car when my parents were driving. i thought this was normal.

i always wondered if my vision would be as good as theirs when i got older because they could read the street signs. i did not own a smart.

sir, this is a wendy’s

you made me splort coffee through my nose. thank you, stranger.

i mean, if its a shitty date then at least you got a slice of pizza and it only cost you $1.50

i did the world a favor and decided to not have kids. sadly, this also means i am unable to hand down a generation’s worth of computer knowledge, heh.

i figured gen z would start fixing my computer once i hit my current age (41); turns out i dont know any gen z’s that understand how computers work.

im really tired of being everyone’s tech support :(