This doesn’t make sense, I can’t take as big of a bite of a horizontal cut because I can’t nom pointy end first into roughly half the sandwich?

When one of my jobs didn’t give raises one year we all decided to make our own raise…by coming in 30-60 minutes late, taking an extra 30-60 minute lunch, and leaving early.

I was still there another 1.5 years and nobody seemed to notice…so, yeah.