I’d press it at least 500 times. Maybe more, you need to make sure it works and one random death isn’t going to make the news. So gotta put in work and press it as many times in one instance. And, I get paid at the end?

That’s means your dad had that DICK too. Your mother loves that energy for a reason

This got a good chuckle out of me. I remember I hit that button when he interviewed some scientist for the third time asking if the moon landing was fake.

I’m still shocked he kept gaining popularity. He’s such an idiot.

True. We all know the Hippocratic oath. Do no harm (unless it inconveniences a flight of passengers).

I remember an attendant once said "And to those who said they’d ‘never fly with us again’: Welcome back! " 😂😂😂

My bar was low: “I don’t want a president that nearly sparks world war over tweets.”

Most Americans seem to disagree with me.