If a cat learned how to use a can opener, everything would be a can. And that’s terrifying.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor
I’m a lot of things, but not a Velociraptor
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Yellow PaintEnglish
4·16 hours agoMost modern AAA games with some degree of exploration tend to use yellow (or any bright colour, but usually yellow) paint to tell a player where to go.
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Yellow PaintEnglish
9·16 hours agoThousands of years ago, when we were smashing rocks to make knives, probably.
We’ve never been an intelligent species as much as a dumb branch of apes that happen to give birth to some glitched individuals with a form of intelligence every now and then. But jesus fuck, the last years, with the unversal internet access that we achieved, we became dumber than ever.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Has Trump been seen in public in the last 48 hours?English
16·22 hours agoMany of us are hoping it’s already dead.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Finally someone we can get behind!English
40·2 days agoWeird enough, the strait was open before the pedohitler decided to bomb Iran without a reason…
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Strange things are afoot at the Walter ReedEnglish
6·2 days agoIt even said that it was going to leave the region in two weeks max (time needed to win the war, again) not minding if the strait was open or not by the time.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What are the most confusing false friends from your language to another that are spelled exactly the same?English
19·2 days agoSpanish and Italian have a few funny ones:
Burro: Donkey (Spanish) / Butter (Italian)
Porro: joint (of weed, you know) / Leek
Orto: Ass (not everywhere, but where I lived, it had that meaning) / vegetable garden
There’s probably more, but these come to mind now.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I have a planEnglish
12·3 days agoNah, as a fellow autistic, I can tell you it’s ok to laugh at it. It’s funny because it’s accurate yet funny. I’ve never found it offensive.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I have a planEnglish
8·3 days agoI’m so sad they stopped doing those. I loved them!
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Melania Trump pitches robots as potential educators for American schoolchildrenEnglish
5·12 days agoAI robots as potential, “personalized” educators for America’s children in their homes.
Well… it sure is a way to end school shootings…
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Is your carbs addiction worth it?English
8·13 days agoWait until you hear about butterflies (farfalle)…
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•OpenAl: *decides to shut down their Al slop video generating model Sora*. Everyone else:English
26·13 days agoTyping “make a video” in an AI promptis to creativity what calling an uber eats from macdonalds is to cooking skills.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why does Finland have fewer homeless people on the street than the United States?English
16·15 days agoWTF is wrong with their mindset?
Unchecked capitalism and individualism.
Basically: “why should I help the others with my taxes if I’m doing ok?” and “profits over anything else”.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•there goes your ram btwEnglish
5·18 days agoYeah, but what is he eating exactly?
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Americans Be Like:English
8·19 days agoYou can’t reason with someone who wants you dead. Simple as that.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump says US may strike Iran’s Kharg Island oil export hub ‘just for fun’English
2·23 days agoYou know how they work: “does bombing a school affect me directly?”
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump says US may strike Iran’s Kharg Island oil export hub ‘just for fun’English
30·23 days agoFor the first time ever, the orange child rapist is doing something good: he’s convincing people to switch to EVs at a rate nobody ever did. Seeing gas prices skyrocket has changed the mind of more coworkers to buy an EV as the next car than anything else. So… thanks, I guess?
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The Trump-Epstein Files™@lemmy.world•As seen on the streets of Washington DCEnglish
8·23 days agoShe could have refused to obey the order. A martial court is better than being killed for defending a child rapist.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English
4·24 days agoI only noticed it didn’t say “cowboy” after reading your comment…



You don’t want to mess with weirdly folded proteins, and that’s how you mess with weirdly folded proteins.