Joi AI is hiring 10 “masturbation consultants” to test its AI-guided masturbation feature and report how it affects stress, sleep, mood, and confidence.
Joi AI is hiring 10 “masturbation consultants” to test its AI-guided masturbation feature and report how it affects stress, sleep, mood, and confidence.
Can’t get job because I have been automated Can’t buy computer because it’s needed for datacenter Can’t watch movies because they’re AI generated Can’t drink water because datacenter needs it Can’t turn on lights cause AI needs more electricity Can’t go outside because generators poisoned the air Can’t cum because goon-gpt hallucinated that I am into denial