I wish. 90% of male targeted soap products are now “3 in 1” body washes that “clean, refresh and rejuvenate.” I miss the days when 3 in 1 meant soap, shampoo and conditioner. Saying “X in 1” on a soap bottle that is only regular soap is false advertising. And if X >=5 it better be able to degrease my valve covers.
I wish. 90% of male targeted soap products are now “3 in 1” body washes that “clean, refresh and rejuvenate.” I miss the days when 3 in 1 meant soap, shampoo and conditioner. Saying “X in 1” on a soap bottle that is only regular soap is false advertising. And if X >=5 it better be able to degrease my valve covers.
You need some 9 in 1 soap.
Shampoo
Conditioner
Body wash
Chicken wash
Grandma wash
Dishes wash
Dog wash
Potato wash
Car wash
What’s this bullshit, I can’t even use it on my guns or airplane? What about my airplane guns?
Ah, you’re gonna want new Xtra Strength 29 in 1 shampoo.
Works on:
Airplanes
Airplane hangars
Guns
Gunshot wounds
Airplane guns
Cannons that shoot tiny airplanes