Be sure to bless your kids EVERY TIME they sneeze even when they sneeze a bunch of times within only a little while and it gets extremely annoying
My dad would only ever bless me the first time and then he’d say “okay now you’re just looking for attention” and then he wouldn’t bless me for the rest of my sneezes and that’s how I got the Gay in me because the Devil snuck in
The lady at church told me this and that’s how come I know it’s true
#blessyourkidseverytimes
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IMPORTANT PSA FOR PARENTS
Be sure to bless your kids EVERY TIME they sneeze even when they sneeze a bunch of times within only a little while and it gets extremely annoying
My dad would only ever bless me the first time and then he’d say “okay now you’re just looking for attention” and then he wouldn’t bless me for the rest of my sneezes and that’s how I got the Gay in me because the Devil snuck in
The lady at church told me this and that’s how come I know it’s true
#blessyourkidseverytimes
That’s silly, OP. Everyone knows that after the third sneeze (and ‘bless you!’), you need to start cursing them. Otherwise they’ll lose too much bad stuff and become enraptured by the good, losing all will and will be enraptured by what’s above them, whether vagina, penis, or light bulbs. It’s how the bisexuals are created, and we need people to help preserve the delicate balance between the various types. Too many bisexuals and the whole world will collapse.
I tell people they only get two. I’m not encouraging that behavior