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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

I've sunk to a new low

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I've sunk to a new low

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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    deep down for sure, i mean, if you dig deep enough into the mariana trench you’ll find sunshine when you exit the planet through the other side

    but honestly, does it matter? i mean, the purpose of a system is what it does. it does not matter whether they believe in the future deep down as long as they act like it. so we must ensure policies that bring us into the future, independent of whether our rulers want to or not. that’s what we can actually talk about and measure, everything below the surface is not actually something that we can determine.


    edit: oh lol i didn’t even see that was a submarine. i thought it was a surveillance camera at first. joke flew over my head.

    • Iceman@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      You might say you thought to deeply on the subject :p

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    12 hours ago

    Some people just collapse under pressure.

  • CircaV@lemmy.ca
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    7 hours ago

    🏆🏆🏆

  • Gammelfisch@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    Build more and send it.

  • alfonsothemonkey@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    Drink the rich! slurp slurp

  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    That’s deep

  • Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip
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    11 hours ago

    bravo

  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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    10 hours ago

    Oh yeah, even the kid and the scientist?

  • TerdFerguson@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Deep down, billionaires are good people. #OceanGate

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Let’s give the billionaires a round of applause. Or at least one big, loud clap.

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    11 hours ago

    How about a short drop and a sudden stop?

  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz
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    2 days ago

    Crushing it my guy

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    Can we mass produce those submarines? They only have to reach a few thousand metres of depth once, so it should be easier.

    • Venia Silente@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      A chain with an iron ball would be far cheaper tbh.

      • Drunk & Root@sh.itjust.works
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        who cares charge 25x the amount of the sub an redistrubute the wealth

      • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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        But it’s more elegant if you get them to get in voluntarily. Just tell them it’s something the poors cannot do.

        • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today
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          We could bring back the elegance and pageantry of casting them off a cliff as tribute to Poseidon. Maybe ask him to cool down oceanic temperatures a little bit? Could actually work. Not because Poseidon is real, but because we’re eliminating some of the top contributors to climate change.

        • Venia Silente@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I like your logic.

      • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
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        Why not hemp rope and a rock then?

        • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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          This doesn’t have to last forever. Maybe five minutes tops. Some cinder blocks and rope will be fine.

  • BanMe@lemmy.world
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    Huh “submarine” rhymes with “guillotine” I just noticed

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      Did you hear the one about the billionaire who tried to put a screen door on a guillotine?

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    If the good person deep inside you never comes out, what does it matter?

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