Most years I enjoy it, this year someone’s liable to get throat-chopped. March has drained my tolerance for shenanigans (which is a shame, as I usually love shenanigans).
Let me guess, it’s because of the giant invasive hornets that woke up from their hibernation in March? They’re freaking everywhere here now too in Vermont
More a series of cosmically hilarious but directly infuriating/extremely disappointing events upending the plans of myself and people I care most about, delaying a series of very important life events.
eyes this comment suspiciously, knife hand at the ready
Later:
reads about European Hornets in Vermont, slowly but not entirely lowering knife hand
Most years I enjoy it, this year someone’s liable to get throat-chopped. March has drained my tolerance for shenanigans (which is a shame, as I usually love shenanigans).
Let me guess, it’s because of the giant invasive hornets that woke up from their hibernation in March? They’re freaking everywhere here now too in Vermont
More a series of cosmically hilarious but directly infuriating/extremely disappointing events upending the plans of myself and people I care most about, delaying a series of very important life events.
eyes this comment suspiciously, knife hand at the ready
Later: reads about European Hornets in Vermont, slowly but not entirely lowering knife hand