Well this is the crossover I didn’t know we needed. Daisy trying to be wholesome, and Peach having evil murderous intentions. And how could she not? Her heart is for some reason Krang, from TNMT! Which is a very strange crossover, but it kinda works. Watch out for the new Peach game, where she STABS EVERYBODY IN A PSYCHOTIC RAGE!!!
And who could blame her? The woman has been through a LOT. Constantly being kidnapped. Watching from a jail cell as her kingdom is plagued by weekly military invasions from her oppressor. And then there’s the fat sweaty plumber who always smells like shit trying to bang you. I mean, yes, he does risk his life on a weekly basis, dodging bombs, and lasor beams, and ghosts, and whatever else. But still…ew. So you bake him a cake, and kiss his nose with a quick nonromantic peck on the cheek, or the nose for the hundredth time, HOPING he’ll get the hint. Princesses don’t fuck peasants.
Well this is the crossover I didn’t know we needed. Daisy trying to be wholesome, and Peach having evil murderous intentions. And how could she not? Her heart is for some reason Krang, from TNMT! Which is a very strange crossover, but it kinda works. Watch out for the new Peach game, where she STABS EVERYBODY IN A PSYCHOTIC RAGE!!!
And who could blame her? The woman has been through a LOT. Constantly being kidnapped. Watching from a jail cell as her kingdom is plagued by weekly military invasions from her oppressor. And then there’s the fat sweaty plumber who always smells like shit trying to bang you. I mean, yes, he does risk his life on a weekly basis, dodging bombs, and lasor beams, and ghosts, and whatever else. But still…ew. So you bake him a cake, and kiss his nose with a quick nonromantic peck on the cheek, or the nose for the hundredth time, HOPING he’ll get the hint. Princesses don’t fuck peasants.
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