This is the sort of thing that would make the I’m Sorry Jon Eldritch Garfield move between dimensions to teach this cat a lesson.

You harmlessly kick the dog into next week.

O͋_r̗̭͡ m̮ak̟̑͝e̊ͦ hi͙̹̙m̫̹ joͫi͖n͉ y̌͡ouͤ a͗s̯̫ ä̷͟ s_̩e̟r̵͑v̷̦͑a̟̣n͢t of̷̼ tẖ̆e da͜rk̷͊͠ l̬͘͝o̬͆r̉dͦ

You don’t maim him.