mrdown@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agoIran could develop nuclear suicide bomb vests, claims JD Vancewww.9news.com.auexternal-linkmessage-square227linkfedilinkarrow-up1537
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minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 days agoA new American tradition: all incoming Presidents must paint their entire body orange
minus-squareKulunkelBoom@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days ago…have a mushroom shaped micro penis, lie profusely with every exhale, shit themselves several times a day, and find themselves busy work being the president of Venezuela and robbing America blind. Resumes now being accepted.
minus-squareagingelderly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 days ago Nah, not their entire body, that would look too natural
A new American tradition: all incoming Presidents must paint their entire body orange
…have a mushroom shaped micro penis, lie profusely with every exhale, shit themselves several times a day, and find themselves busy work being the president of Venezuela and robbing America blind.
Resumes now being accepted.
Nah, not their entire body, that would look too natural