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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before

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Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before

www.theguardian.com

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

‘Teleporting is no fun,’ Gregg Phillips, picked to lead Fema’s office of response and recovery, has said on a podcast

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Mostly the Sacramento River
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  Yes! I hereby declare you the second coming of Matt Foley!
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    Wow, thanks, that’s quite the honor. I hope I can live up to his legacy.
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      I think the trick is copious amounts of cocaine!
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        Isn’t it always? 🤷🏻

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