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minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoNo background checks is right up my alley because my dentist says I suffer from one of the following: A) physical acceleration B) debilitating Bananadine and peanut skin addiction C) mental retardation D) melamine poisoning
minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoOh so you do know her? We call her melamine Melanie because her breast milk is full of melamine, and boy did I ever drink that stuff up.
minus-squaregigastasio@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoHeard she got banned from care.com for that shit.
minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoYeah it’s unfortunate, she’s stuck working out of care.tripod.com/angelfire-geocities/melamine-tits.html now but hopefully she’s done well for herself
No background checks is right up my alley because my dentist says I suffer from one of the following:
A) physical acceleration
B) debilitating Bananadine and peanut skin addiction
C) mental retardation
D) melamine poisoning
Why did Melanie poison you?
Oh so you do know her? We call her melamine Melanie because her breast milk is full of melamine, and boy did I ever drink that stuff up.
Heard she got banned from care.com for that shit.
Yeah it’s unfortunate, she’s stuck working out of care.tripod.com/angelfire-geocities/melamine-tits.html now but hopefully she’s done well for herself