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minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agoI mean. We should probably build a wall around Florida. Republican goobers like catchy names. We could call it “America’s Cock Ring.”
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoYou’d be surprised how popular that would be both in context and out.
minus-squareWanderingThoughts@europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months ago build a wall around Florida. “So that wall is to keep it the hurricanes?”
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months ago“It’s for when the climate change causes shrinkage!” (to keep the swamp trolls out. when their swamps become lagoons)
I mean. We should probably build a wall around Florida.
Republican goobers like catchy names. We could call it “America’s Cock Ring.”
You’d be surprised how popular that would be both in context and out.
“So that wall is to keep it the hurricanes?”
“It’s for when the climate change causes shrinkage!” (to keep the swamp trolls out. when their swamps become lagoons)