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minus-squareapex32@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·1 month agoLinkedIn is worth many billions of dollars. No lottery would pay out enough money to buy it.
minus-squaretfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoThere was no joke behind the means of purchase. OOP just didn’t think about that. Nuking LinkedIn would be funny tho
minus-squarecriss_cross@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 month agoA nuclear warhead is really expensive and out of the reach of civilians. There’s no way the OP could get a hold of one to use on LinkedIn.
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoI heard Iran can develop nukes really quickly, even after having their facilities completely destroyed just a few months ago.
minus-squaretfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoDidn’t know I invented the term nuking a service / website but sure
minus-squareMagnum, P.I.@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI don’t know man, dropping a nuke is maybe a bit harsh, they’re people too you know…
minus-squarebaguettefish@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 month agothe pedophile pinata lottery where lucky winners get to beat pedophile billionaires with bats until they explode and drop money
minus-squareBeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoSo based on what we know out of the Epstein files, that’s essentially all billionaires at this point.
minus-squareyermaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoIf you win the lottery, and then buy winning lottery tickets with every single dollar of your original win, you may approach the table to begin negotiations.
LinkedIn is worth many billions of dollars. No lottery would pay out enough money to buy it.
There was no joke behind the means of purchase. OOP just didn’t think about that. Nuking LinkedIn would be funny tho
A nuclear warhead is really expensive and out of the reach of civilians. There’s no way the OP could get a hold of one to use on LinkedIn.
I heard Iran can develop nukes really quickly, even after having their facilities completely destroyed just a few months ago.
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Didn’t know I invented the term nuking a service / website but sure
I don’t know man, dropping a nuke is maybe a bit harsh, they’re people too you know…
the pedophile pinata lottery where lucky winners get to beat pedophile billionaires with bats until they explode and drop money
So based on what we know out of the Epstein files, that’s essentially all billionaires at this point.
If you win the lottery, and then buy winning lottery tickets with every single dollar of your original win, you may approach the table to begin negotiations.